Bayside High School

"I like school. It’s just too bad classes get in the way."

"I still want to be an actress, but I want to be a mom and have lots of kids."

"Men are such fools! I hope I never become one!"

"I could charge lonely girls five cents to watch me flex my muscles."

"Zack’s idea of a good education is sitting between a pretty girl and a smart nerd."

"You've gotta stop thinking like a frog and start acting like prince charming."